Thursday, January 14, 2010
freezer
I went to get something out of the freezer in the laundry room and as I'm closing the door I notice that there was tofutti fake eggs in there and thought "that's weird who else in this house would use that? I just threw out mine that was from last year". So I open the door all the way and look in and notice that all the food i took out of the kitchen freezer and threw out was now in the laundry room freezer. I thought that was rather strange. Why didn't they just ask me for them while I was cleaning out the freezer? gross.
whoops
So my niece (Bella) and my friends daughter (Elle) hung out the other day, I accidentally took home Elle's toy (Sneezy one of the 7 dwarves). I put Sneezy in my purse to give to D the next time I saw her. I Was out at the bar and D asked for the dwarf so I went to my purse which I left on a chair near some friends. When I got over there someone was sitting on my jacket and purse. I grabbed the purse she appologized. I told her it was not a problem and I hardly even looked at her. I found the dwarf and noticed that my friends were looking at me and I held up Sneezy and yelled "I have to give D her dwarf back!" while still holding up this dwarf I look over and notice that the girl who was sitting on my purse was an actual Dwarf.
Sunday, December 20, 2009
randoms
wednesday:
at the lanes with a shot of jack.
Shannon points and goes "what are you doing!?"
me: "drinking."
shannon: "why?"
me: "in light of the circumstances i think i deserve it."
shannon just stared at me with that shannon look that immediately makes me feel like i'm doing something wrong and being judged for it. so i immediately try to defend myself by telling her this way i'll know how much i've actually drank and tell her it's only my second one.
and then to burst my bubble she points out "those are doubles."
oops. i was wondering why it took me two times to do the whole shot.
friday:
girl i've met on one other occasion:
"what did you do today?"
me:
"went to a funeral"
girl:
her face dropped and she immediately looked remorseful and began apologizing and rubbing my arm.
should i have said "nothing" and went on with idle chit chat?
sunday:
watching tv and annoyed with the string of depressing commercials one of those commercials about children dying people with no food or water or medical attention comes on.
they show a baby boy who is barely alive being saved and i just roll my eyes and say: "what's the point in saving that kid?"
i mean really? if i were him i'd learn how to talk immediately and tell everyone that they are all a bunch of assholes. he'll probably suffer his entire life which will probably only be for another couple of years. do him a favor and let him go.
at the lanes with a shot of jack.
Shannon points and goes "what are you doing!?"
me: "drinking."
shannon: "why?"
me: "in light of the circumstances i think i deserve it."
shannon just stared at me with that shannon look that immediately makes me feel like i'm doing something wrong and being judged for it. so i immediately try to defend myself by telling her this way i'll know how much i've actually drank and tell her it's only my second one.
and then to burst my bubble she points out "those are doubles."
oops. i was wondering why it took me two times to do the whole shot.
friday:
girl i've met on one other occasion:
"what did you do today?"
me:
"went to a funeral"
girl:
her face dropped and she immediately looked remorseful and began apologizing and rubbing my arm.
should i have said "nothing" and went on with idle chit chat?
sunday:
watching tv and annoyed with the string of depressing commercials one of those commercials about children dying people with no food or water or medical attention comes on.
they show a baby boy who is barely alive being saved and i just roll my eyes and say: "what's the point in saving that kid?"
i mean really? if i were him i'd learn how to talk immediately and tell everyone that they are all a bunch of assholes. he'll probably suffer his entire life which will probably only be for another couple of years. do him a favor and let him go.
Saturday, December 12, 2009
Sometimes I don't even realize I'm holding my breathe...
One for sorrow,
Two for joy,
Three for a girl,
Four for a boy,
Five for silver,
Six for gold,
And seven for a secret never to be told.
Two for joy,
Three for a girl,
Four for a boy,
Five for silver,
Six for gold,
And seven for a secret never to be told.
Monday, November 30, 2009
blaahg
do you think it's safe to drink a beer after taking nyquil? well if not au revoir! I took the nyquil in attempts to go to bed at a decent hour but it didn't work.
Just before thanksgiving I had to say goodbye to my grandfather and even though I said my goodbyes it doesn't feel like it. There is just this weird empty place I see when I think of my grandmother and grandfather. It seems my brain does not want to put the pieces together. I tell myself that a chapter of my life is gone. But a chapter doesn't even begin to describe it. When a person is gone from your life forever it really takes awhile to even comprehend it and I don't think I'm capable of ever really grasping the finality of it all. I found a fortune cookie fortune the other day when i was cleaning out my purse and the gist of it was that people are stronger then anything that can ever happen to them and at the time I put my chin up and thought "well thank god!" but then i thought "who on earth could possibly know that?" it's just a stupid piece of paper that came in a 10 cent cookie. It's a nice thought and all but I just can't imagine putting faith in such a thing. So now I'm back to square one.
Just before thanksgiving I had to say goodbye to my grandfather and even though I said my goodbyes it doesn't feel like it. There is just this weird empty place I see when I think of my grandmother and grandfather. It seems my brain does not want to put the pieces together. I tell myself that a chapter of my life is gone. But a chapter doesn't even begin to describe it. When a person is gone from your life forever it really takes awhile to even comprehend it and I don't think I'm capable of ever really grasping the finality of it all. I found a fortune cookie fortune the other day when i was cleaning out my purse and the gist of it was that people are stronger then anything that can ever happen to them and at the time I put my chin up and thought "well thank god!" but then i thought "who on earth could possibly know that?" it's just a stupid piece of paper that came in a 10 cent cookie. It's a nice thought and all but I just can't imagine putting faith in such a thing. So now I'm back to square one.
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